FAQ

What is Hazy Status?

Hazy Status makes official-looking novelty membership cards that represent tolerance tiers. Lightweight. Middleweight. Heavyweight. Olympian.

They are designed to be collectible, wallet-sized, and quietly amusing.

That’s the whole idea.

 

Are these cards real or official?

They are real, physical cards.

They are not official in any legal, medical, or regulatory sense.

They are novelty items.

 

What are the cards made of?

Each card is:

  • Credit card size (CR80)

  • Durable plastic

  • Printed front and back

They are designed to be carried, handled, and kept.

 

What does “Lifetime Member” mean?

It means the card does not expire.

It does not grant access, permission, discounts, or privileges of any kind.

It simply means you are a lifetime member of that particular status.

 

Do the cards do anything?

No.

They do not function as identification.
They do not unlock access.
They do not grant rights or permissions.

They exist to be owned, carried, and appreciated.

 

Is this a medical card?

No.

Hazy Status cards are not medical cards and should not be presented as such.

 

Is this legal?

Yes.

These are novelty items intended for personal use and amusement.

They do not impersonate any government or medical authority.

 

When will my order ship?

Orders placed during the first run ship March 5.

All orders are produced together and shipped once the run is complete.

If anything changes, customers will be notified by email.

 

Can I cancel or change my order before it ships?

Yes.

If your order has not yet shipped, contact us and we will take care of it.

 

Do you offer returns?

If your card arrives damaged or incorrect, we will make it right.

Because these are low-cost novelty items, we do not accept returns for preference changes.

 

Will there be more cards or products later?

Yes.

New cards, limited editions, and other Hazy Status artifacts may be released in the future.

Email subscribers receive early access.

 

Why should I join the email list?

Subscribers are notified first about:

  • New releases

  • Limited runs

  • First access to future products

We send very few emails and keep it simple.

 

I still have a question.

You can reach us at our Contact page on this website.

We read everything.

 

Hazy Status products are novelty items intended for entertainment purposes only.